Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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