i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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