It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
false alarm, still single
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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