is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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