the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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