I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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