You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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