How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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