I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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