Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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