It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I had to cum in my sink.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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