love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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