This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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