I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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