Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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