All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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