Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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