So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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