it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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