Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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