she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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