are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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