ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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