Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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