Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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