Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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