how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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