Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Let's get the cat blown out
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.