She is in my trunk
I think about you every night.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.