so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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