I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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