Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think your dad took our porno
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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