dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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