I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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