are you still at the devil's house?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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