Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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