somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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