You work out of a Hotel?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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