I don't usually arrange sex via text message
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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