wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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