Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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