your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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