Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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