You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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