Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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