im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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