she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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