I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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