In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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