why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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