I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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