im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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