Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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