I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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