these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
