I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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