Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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