i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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