the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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